RusAme drinking buddies where Alfred gets really flirtatious and touchy-feely when he’s drunk, but Ivan doesn’t want to be that guy. So Alfred will nuzzle his throat or even lay his head in Ivan’s lap, trying to provoke him. And Ivan just patiently sips his vodka, thinking, "There is no god."
When you see your post on your dash because someone you follow reblogged ;u;
THERE NEEDS TO BE COLLEGE TUITION REGULATIONS
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE TO BE A CORPORATION